Hogan Madness

[Merovingi]

Tämä taitaa parhaiten kuulua tähän ketjuun. Scott Steiner on alkanut shoottaamaan kovin sanankääntein TNA:n nykylinjaa ja etenkin Hulk Hogania ja Eric Bischoffia:



Brooke Hoganin laittaminen talon nurkalle huoraamaan.. On se Steiner vaan härski mies!

Steinerin Twitter, jossa lisää tätä kultaista viihdettä

Steiner on kyllä hyvä keksimään herjauksia: "His ex-wife said he was gay right!!!..hhmmm who brought in Orlando Jordan"

[Japeet]

Brooke on muuten vastannut noihin yläpuolella oleviin twiitteihin.

A certain wrestler with a stupid mesh hat needs to #stfu. #1 stop overcompensating for your ‘little’ problem… #2 act like a damn gentleman #3 I’d ‘make more money on my back’ than you ever would in your whole career. Shut up. You look like a toddler. Ps: lol if he’s such a big scary man don’t block someone who’s never tweeted you. Mind you I’ve only been kind to this completely incoherent shell of a man. You really need to call people out to get noticed?? … Well you did and now everyone can see how desperate you truly are. Stop talking crap about my family. #turdclub

Ja nyt kun neiti Hoganista tuli puhe...

Brooke Hogan is following in her father's giant yellow footsteps ... TMZ has learned she just inked a deal to join the TNA Wrestling family.

TNA President Dixie Carter tells TMZ ... Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who will be tasked to develop female talent.

We're told Brooke's duties will help up and coming she-wrestlers develop their characters, help with backstage promos and even consult on entrance music.

Obviously, 24-year-old Brooke has been around the wrestling world her entire life ... and believes she can help improve the organization. It doesn't hurt that her father also works for TNA.

Carter tells us, "Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family."

[takaovi]

Sääliksi käy TNA:ta, kun pian koko Hogan klaani mukana. Ja kuka oikeasti uskoo ettei Brooke ennemmin tai myöhemmin kehäänkin eksyisi.

[Saimou]

Nyt kun turha napina on siirretty toiseen topiciin, voidaan palata takaisin itse asiaan. Tällä kertaa hulluudesta ei tosin vastaa Hulkster eikä edes kukaan hänen perheestään, vaan Linda Hoganin ihailija. Lindalla nyt luonnollisesti ihailijoita riittää, ja onhan kyseessä myös tuoreeltaan Yhdysvaltain kuumin sinkkunainen, kun hänen monivuotinen suhteensa poikansa kaveriin päättyi eroon ( ). Uuden romanssin siemen on kuitenkin kylvetty: räppäri Ricky Romance on tehnyt kappaleen "MILF" Lindan kunniaksi, ja haluaa Lindan kanssa lapsen vuoden sisällä. Linda on myös antanut ensimmäisen merkin houkuttelevaan tarjoukseen tarttumisesta, ja lupautunut Rickyn musiikkivideolle. Ja turha väittää, etteikö tämä olisi ollut painilaudalla tärkeä ja kiinnostava uutinen (mielestäni uutisviikon kohokohta See No Evil -tarinan ohella, kuka välittää jostain kolmituntisesta Raw'sta?)

A hip hop guy named Ricky Romance has cast Linda Hogan to star in a music video about a song he wrote specifically for her. The name of the song? MILF. Yes, young Ricky has a thing for Linda and wants to go where The Hulkster has gone before him. Linda is a mother and apparently young Ricky would like to fornicate with her.

He even wrote the following in the song: "I guarantee you'll forget about that divorce the moment we roll out in my Porsche ... I'll beat it of course, yeah, daddy do that ... looks like Stella just got her groove back."

He told TMZ ... "I'm in love with [Linda]. I wrote the song for her hoping to get her attention ... it's a perfect time since she is single now. I hope to marry her and have our first child by next year."

[Edgefan100397]

Ja turha väittää, etteikö tämä olisi ollut painilaudalla tärkeä ja kiinnostava uutinen (mielestäni uutisviikon kohokohta See No Evil -tarinan ohella, kuka välittää jostain kolmituntisesta Raw'sta?)

Tarkoitatko tuolla See No Evil -tarinalla kenties tätä:

Former WWE creative team writer Dan Madigan appeared on the Review-a-Wai podcast with John Pollock and Wai Ting to commemorate the anniversary of MAY 19TH when WWE released See No Evil. The full review of the film and interview with Madigan is up on The LAW website and here is an excerpt from the chat regarding an idea Vince McMahon had for Kane’s character, Jacob Goodnight:
“I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, “We’ve got a little problem here.” This call is from Australia. I said, “What’s the problem?” He goes, “Vince has a suggestion about the movie.” I said, “Well, it’s his movie.” He goes, “Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane’s character pulls out his penis, and he wants it to be three feet long.” I thought there was a connection problem, I said “Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?” He goes, “Yes, Vince wants Kane’s penis to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it.” So I sat there, I go, “Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good.” In the right movie, that’s genius, that’s absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

EDIT: Ups, olitkin tuon ehtinyt tuon postaamaan jo tuonne toiseenkin topicciin..

[MR.Off Topic]

^ Kyllä hän tarkoitti. Nimittäin rakas Saimoumme sen tuonne "pienet uutiset ja huhut" -ketjuun hieman aikaisemmin jo postasi. Valoja tauluun, rakas edgefan.

EDIT: Anteeksi käyttäjämoderointi. En voinut vastustaa.

[Merovingi]

Muistatteko vielä arvon kanssakeskustelijat Hulk Hoganin väitetyn seksivideon?

Nyt on vuotanut pätkä kyseisestä videosta, mutta siinä ei näytetä HULKAMANIAA tositoimissa makuuhuoneessa, ainoastaan leikattuja keskustelun pätkiä.

Siitä löytyy

Video sisältää alastomuutta (O rly?).

[DeadManWalking]

"WACHOO GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA IS CUMMIN' WILD ON YOUUUUUUUU!"

Ikävää. Toivottavasti mitään tuon tarkempaa sisältöä ei tulla koskaan näkemään.

[Japeet]

Näytettiinhän tuossa Hogan työn touhussa, tosin vain parin sekunnin ajan. Komea kalju ja rusketusrajat sillä oli.

[Saimou]

Pitihän sen näin mennä: TMZ:n mukaan sextapen kuvaaja on, yllätys yllätys, Hulksterin hyvä ystävä Bubba the Love Sponge, jonka vaimon kanssa Hogan nauhalla duunailee. Hoganin ja vaimon interaktiot tapahtuivat luonnollisesti Bubban luvan kanssa, niin jalo mies hän on, mutta akti oli parempi ottaa talteen "mikäli joskus tarvitsee eläkevaroja". Nyt Hogan on palkannut lakimiehen selvittämään syyllisen.

An attorney representing Hulk Hogan filed an official request with the Clearwater Police Department in Florida yesterday, asking detectives to help Hogan learn who recorded him without permission in the sex tape with Heather Clem that leaked.

Of course, TMZ.com reported yesterday that the tape was indeed filmed by Clem's ex-husband, Bubba the Love Sponge. The same day the legal papers were filed, Hogan was on the Howard Stern show and stated he and Bubba were still "great friends". Time will tell how long that statement rings true.

Tässä vielä pitkähkö Hoganin haastattelu, jutustelee sextapesta, Bound for Glorysta, TNA:n rosterin painijoista sekä kyllä, Devonista.

[Phenomenon]

Hieno mies!

[Merovingi]

Painifanien niin rakkaalla narsistilla menee taas vähän lujaa:

Vapaapainijana ja tosi-tv-kasvona tunnettu Terry Gene Bollea alias Hulk Hogan haluaa mukaan The Expendables 3 -elokuvaan.

The Howard Stern Show:ssa muiden kuulumisten ohella elokuvakuvioistaan kertonut Hulk Hogan paljasti haaveilevansa roolista tulevassa The Expendables 3:ssa. Mitään virallista ei asian tiimoilta ei kuitenkaan ole sovittu, joten rooli voi olla silkkaa Hoganin haaveilua.

Hogan kertoi Howard Sternille myös, että Darren Aronofsky halusi alunperin hänet The Wrestler -elokuvansa pääosaan, ei Mickey Rourkea. Hogan kuitenkin kieltäytyi roolista selvästä syystä: ”Ongelmana oli, että jos olisin sen tehnyt, Hollywood olisi pitänyt elokuvaa pelkkänä vitsinä”.

Hulk Hoganin ilmoitus on kiinnostava, mutta noloksi sen tekee haastattelua seuranneet tapahtumat. Darren Aronofsky nimittäin ilmoitti Twitterissä Hoganin höpisseen omiaan. ”Rourke oli aina ensisijainen valinta rooliin”, ohjaaja julisti. Hogan kertoi radiohaastattelussaan kieltäytyneensä myös rooleista elokuvissa Highlander ja Robin Hood - Sankarit sukkahousuissa. Näitä väitteitä ei ole ainakaan vielä kukaan kumonnut.

Lähde

Hogan olisi aika hauska nähdä Expendablesissa. Varmaan no-sellaisi kaikki hyökkäykset.. Toisaalta Hogan Vs. Norris..

Muuten taas Hoganilta aika paksua puhetta.

[Koopatroopa]

Olisihan se kiva nähdä, kun Stallone ampuu Hogania AK:lla ja sitten tapahtuu Hulk-upit...

[Saimou]

Tän täytyy päättyä niin, että Bubba the Love Sponge paljastuu AA88:n todelliseksi johtajaksi:

The Tampa Bay Times has a story updating the status of the (no longer) friendship between Hulk Hogan and Bubba "The Love Sponge" Clem. Bubba went on his radio show, which airs in Tampa on 102.5 The Bone, and ripped Hogan for filing a lawsuit in excess of $15,000 against Clem and his former wife Heather.

Clem called Hogan a "hypocritical fraud" and asserted that Hogan was the one that desperately wanted to have sex with his ex-wife Heather, not the other way around. Clem said he made a mistake in letting Hogan do the third leg drop on his wife and added that there were three people in the room when it happened. I won't even comment.

It's safe to say that they are no longer friends and will not be sharing spouses any time soon.

Bubba the Love Sponge will be on Howard Stern's SiriusXM satellite radio show tomorrow morning discussing the lawsuit brought against him by Hulk Hogan over the sex tape involving Bubba's ex-wife Heather Clem. Obviously, that's a pretty sizable platform for Bubba to get his side of the story out.

Meanwhile, TMZ.com featured more details on Bubba's burial of Hulk Hogan on his morning radio show this morning, noting in their report, "At one point in the show, Bubba called Hulk a "self-centered" man who has delusionally convinced himself that Nick was innocent in that 2007 car crash, Brooke actually has talent and that Linda is a "whore." Bubba actually defends Linda throughout the show.

Bubba also floated the idea that Hogan himself could have been responsible for leaking the tape, which would be just insane on so many levels.

Bubba also claimed that he's never even seen the tape.

[Saimou]

Rakas Joulupukki, minulla on tänä vuonna vain yksi toivomus: tee tämä mahdolliseksi.

In an interview with The Guardian in Great Britain to promote TNA's British Bootcamp, Hulk Hogan noted that he has one more surgery to go and then he intends to return to the ring.

When asked about his own personal Christmas list, Hogan noted he'd love to be 30 years younger and have his own private jet again, then commented knee surgery, saying, "I've had eight back surgeries, I've had knee replacements, I've had both hip replacements. I only need one more surgery – to fix my right knee – then I'm going to go for the TNA world title. I want to be 59 years old and be the champion."

[MR.Off Topic]

Rakas Joulupukki, minulla on tänä vuonna vain yksi toivomus: tee tämä mahdolliseksi.

In an interview with The Guardian in Great Britain to promote TNA's British Bootcamp, Hulk Hogan noted that he has one more surgery to go and then he intends to return to the ring.

When asked about his own personal Christmas list, Hogan noted he'd love to be 30 years younger and have his own private jet again, then commented knee surgery, saying, "I've had eight back surgeries, I've had knee replacements, I've had both hip replacements. I only need one more surgery – to fix my right knee – then I'm going to go for the TNA world title. I want to be 59 years old and be the champion."

Olisi kyllä niin eeppistä (lue: kakkaa), että koko painibisnes muuttuisi täydellisesti.

Muihin asioihin. The Armbreaker on kuulema Mike Knox.

[Japeet]

Eikös toi Knox = armbreaker ole ollut julkinen salaisuus kauemmin kuin Devonin ässäkasius ollut julkista? Vai sekotankohan Gallowsiin.

[MR.Off Topic]

Eikös toi Knox = armbreaker ole ollut julkinen salaisuus kauemmin kuin Devonin ässäkasius ollut julkista? Vai sekotankohan Gallowsiin.

On varmaan. Ite kuulin vain aika vasta, enkä ole muistaakseni lukenut täältä mistään asiasta. En silti sano, että joku ei olisi kirjoittanut siitä. Minulla on katsos h**vetin hyvä muisti, asioissa jotka minua kiinnostaa.

[Panu5]

Ratingsit saattavat ylittää asteikon, jos Hogan aikoo viedä käytännössä oman firmansa mestaruuden omiin nimiin. No, kunhan vain Jeff Hardy ei ole mestari tuolloin. Tehkää vaikka Chavosta mestari tuolloin, niin ei kovin paljoa haittaa kun vanha pappa leg droppaa ja voittaa mestaruuden.

[Show_Stopper]

Ain't even fake, brother.

[enska]

Hulk-hulluus syvenee:

TORONTO — Pro wrestling icon Hulk Hogan said Friday he welcomed WWE star Darren Young’s decision to come out earlier this month.

“It’s great. He’s one of the greatest wrestlers in the business today,” Hogan said during an appearance on Global’s The Morning Show. “He looks awesome and the fact that he’s gay and he came out is really a great thing.”

It’s great. He’s one of the greatest wrestlers in the business today.

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Koko jutun voi lukea tästä.

[vendicta]

Ted DiBiase ei uusi sopimusta WWE'n kanssa

[ToNy-MaN]

Ted DiBiase ei uusi sopimusta WWE'n kanssa

Hogan made him do it?! Damn u!!

[vendicta]

Ups!

väärä alue vahingossa

[Phenomenon]

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/276823- ... o-included

It's well known that before the return of the Main Event Mafia in 2013, the company was looking to bring back the faction several years ago to boost the ratings. However, talks fell through when both Kevin Nash and Booker T made surprise returns to the WWE.

"They wanted to bring back something that drew the ratings, so they contacted me, Kevin and Booker again. And they offered us shitty contracts, you know? They actually said to my guy, 'well we'll give you this contract and see if you can get over.' They said that to me and Kevin ... it kind of pissed me off, but it was like, I'll prove myself again. But what happened is it pissed off Kevin and Booker, and they told them to f**k off, and they went off and did the Royal Rumble. That kind of pissed of the people at Spike TV - if you remember, they promoted us coming back for a good two months."

Scott Steiner has well-documented issues with Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan, and spoke on what started to cause those problems.

"I really started to find out what pieces of s**t Bischoff and Hogan really were. They were pissing me off because they were doing it to my friends. Guys they were trying to build TNA with - Roode, AJ and especially Kurt Angle. They went into the media markets, on radio and were burying them. It makes no sense, but if you've been around it before you realize what's going on."

The former "Big Poppa Pump" gave two big examples of why the TNA ratings are bad, and why Hogan and Bischoff are responsible for the company's downfall, in his opinion.

[TNA] is definitely in jeopardy. It's losing money and it's ratings are bad. How can you not look at [Hogan and Bischoff] - they haven't performed. Everybody has got to perform. How come they're not accountable for the s**t they're putting on TV? Him pushing his son? Hogan pushing his ***** **** worthless daughter who can't sing or dance. It's embarrassing man ... [TNA] is losing money because they gotta pay their contracts. No way would that work in a normal business setting. They've been there for almost three years, and they haven't done anything to spike the ratings. In a normal business setting, if you don't perform you lose your job."

Steiner on äijä. I miss him some much it hurts sometimes... :'(

Bookkaus vaan Jarrettille, Russolle, Nashille ja Steinerille niin hyvä tulee...